basted

when you are bored and wasted at the same time

I was home alone with nothing to do, so I got basted.

by Emily December 26, 2004

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run batted in

When you help your friend get laid.

Hey buddy thanks for hooking me up with Karen, you totally get a run batted in.

by Sam is a Dick May 31, 2007

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Irish barbedwire

An impenetrable forcefield of pubic hair surrounding the anus of an irish-man which makes them unrapeable in a jail setting .

If it wasn't for my irish barbedwire last night would have ended badly.

by Irishcdm14 June 16, 2017

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barked an email

sending a quick email with no information in the body text. Often just Subject or Attachment

Karen is a cold person. The last time she broke up with someone, she barked an email to him.

by Karoke Opera February 5, 2010

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In dentistry, a "bartell" is the name given to a tooth that is an anatomical anomaly. In order to be labeled a "bartell", the remaining teeth in one's grill must be generally accepted as normal, or even above average, thus drawing even more attention to the one "ugly duckling" or "retarded cousin". Examples of bartells include a single yellow tooth, a single decaying tooth, or a single chipped tooth. Bartells can originate from any number of ways, including a cavity, genetics, or an errant beer bottle drunkenly thrust into one's mouth. A "bartell" can transform one's entire appearance, making even the hottest chick look like an inbred redneck.

"Damn son, that girl would be fine but I just can't look past her frickin' bartell."

"The young lady's beautiful smile had unfortunately been sabotaged by a lone bartell."

by philthyphil February 3, 2010

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