if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

Pulled A Benjamin

Selling a stock at its lowest point during a temporary pull back.

Shit bro, TSLA is shooting the moon again. I totally pulled a Benjamin and sold that stock last month.

by Lobster Hands March 10, 2021

BenJammin’

A sexual Tyrannosaur....probably a sex god.

“BenJammin’....Ben gonna jam it in you....BenJammin’.....and he hopes you like jammin’ too”-Bob Marley

by BenJammin’ November 4, 2018

benkamin

when somebody with the name of Ben hits an epic csgo frag and get bare benk (see benk for more info) and they hit epic 1 deagle

“BRO I JUST HIT A BENKAMIN”

by cuando69 April 8, 2021

Benjaman

A smart cool iconic guy, he’s calm, cool and caring. His love extends beyond the realms of convention and is inclusive of all.

Benjaman are the life and soul of a party but similarly reserved and shy around new people. You can trust a Benjaman as they are loyal and devoted to the ones they love.

Never fuck over a Benjaman as they take revenge in dark and impressive ways. So you have been warned!

Look there goes Benjaman, what a cool caring guy!

by Mr Beej November 23, 2021

benjaman

The cutest and funniest man on earth. He’s dashingly handsome and wholesome. The kinda guy you should build a life with and be grateful for every single day!

Benjaman will cook you dinner and be cool with eating it with a blanket

by Monkey Yellowheart November 23, 2021

benjalina

A beauitiful caring natural born leader.
A girl who cares for everyone before herself is very independent and financially stable. She is always the one to bring the party.

With a Benjalina life never gets boring.

Benjalina is a very independent girl.

by Nahsvdj November 25, 2021