by Dommiepommie September 19, 2022

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.
Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

by C3LESTIAL February 25, 2021

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches
John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."
Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."
John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."
Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."
by ChrisTheCracker July 8, 2017

Streaming a series in misorder.
verb: Episode ating - that act of streaming a show in an incorrect order. Homophone: Episode eight
verb: Episode ating - that act of streaming a show in an incorrect order. Homophone: Episode eight
Dick - "Have I missed something or is this a flashback ... 'cos I don't understand what's going on now."
Wally - "A flashback, I think, I dunno. What episode were we on?"
Dick - "Three."
Wally - "Oh, man! I episode ate."
Dick - "WTF! Episode eight?"
Wally - "A flashback, I think, I dunno. What episode were we on?"
Dick - "Three."
Wally - "Oh, man! I episode ate."
Dick - "WTF! Episode eight?"
by Highfield November 11, 2020

The one person in the world i would die for. They are so kind and giving but can never see it themselves. They are amazing kissers and can use they’re words extremely well. They get flustered at flirty comments as they are usually the flirty one.
Person a: You know Dylan Tyler Ates, that’s the man I’m gonna marry one day.
Person b: I wish I could find my Dylan Tyler Ates
Person b: I wish I could find my Dylan Tyler Ates
by Dylans_girlfriend November 15, 2020

by heyhey_now21 April 4, 2023
