Amish Hotbox

When one rips a thick, moist, steamy fart. Proceeds to lock the windows of the vehicle, and turn the heat on full blast, until one throws up. Some may be turned on by this action, most would vomit.

Person 1: “Jake roll up the windows I can’t breath from your hot steamy fart!”

Person 2: “Feel the wrath of the Amish Hotbox!!”

by skeetboi February 21, 2025

Amish lobotomy

When a person fellates their partner in a horse and buggy, especially when “brain” is involved. See: brain

Ethel gave me an Amish lobotomy on our way to the Lancaster county wicker festival.

by SniffClam December 26, 2023

amish sweatsuit

An Amish sweatsuit is a condom that's been used for six different ladies in one week filled with cum sweat and cheese from down under

It's been awhile since I've had an Amish sweatsuit on

by Peanutbutter boy 69 March 18, 2020

Amish Jesus

Amish Jesus is Jesus with a horse drawn carriage and a funny top hat.

Kanye W: Bro that mf look like Amish Jesus the way he got the beard and hat.

by Lil Hemmorrhoid September 17, 2022

Amish Pubicle

The Amish hair that's longer than leg hair but shorter than their head hair. Both adults Amish genders get them. These pubicles are those of the Amish.

Olivia:amish pubicle.
Chloe:lol pubicle.
Olivia:lol
Chloe:lol

by Eatmyamishpubicle December 27, 2020

Amish alarm clock

Getting so fucked up that you pass out and your buddies make a farm animal shit on your head.

Dan got so smashed that we had a cow give him an Amish alarm clock.

by Ďëřpďèřp August 26, 2025

Amish artillery

Yard art that comprises of hundred year old horse pulled agriculture equipment.

I was stuck in your driveway, your Amish artillery distracted me and I did not notice how icy it was.

by M1ster_R0gers January 28, 2025