Unaided Alternative

Masterbating with your off hand without visual aid.

Since my girlfriend broke up with me i have to do an unaided alternative to switch things up.

by dirty fender May 31, 2010

Get after it

(v.) 1. To exert a great deal of effort in pursuance of some worthy goal 2. To perform coitus in a manner satisfactory to both (or all) parties involved

"Get after it dude!"

"Sorry man, I can't go to the hookah bar tonight, I've got to get after it with my girlfriend."

by Dareh Meyod August 12, 2009

Alternative Facts

Using lies in an attempt to change the truth when the actual truth does not conform to the narrative you want to forward.

The press secretary didn't lie he was just using alternative facts.

by poidogp January 22, 2017

after the jump

The “jump” is the place in a newspaper story where the story moves from page A1 to, say, page A23. Numerous studies show that the overwhelming majority of readers do not bother to follow the story past the jump line. Although you don’t see it when you read newpapers on the internet, most people read newpapers in the print form – and savvy editors use the power of the jump to their advantage. Humorously used by the blogosphere to indicate information that will be added in later.

After the jump, we'll discuss the President's foot fetish.

by Armando Perez April 17, 2005

lincoln park after dark

the hottest nail polish. i dont care if everyone and their mother is sporting it. Some peeps wear black nails, that's not as hot as LPAD but I'll let it slide...

Guy: Damn, you're hot.
Me: I know, its my lincoln park after dark nails...

by mar cor January 10, 2008

After Shame

The feeling of disgust towards ones self after masturbating.

Well I'm done jerking it. I'm a disgusting human being. After Shame.

by Otusdewd March 21, 2012

Afghani Afterbirth

The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Sloppy Susan.

Dude, I played the craziest game of Twister last night. When I was told "left foot blue" I accidentally gave Chaz an Afghani Afterbirth. Needless to say, Saturday night is no longer Twister Night.

by tpatora October 12, 2009