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ramp agent

A person who works on the ramp of an airport, specifically for an airline or 3rd party vendor (ex. Southwest, Delta, United, etc.)
Kid: Hey look dad, that guy is loading bags onto this plane what is his job called

Dad: he is a ramp agent/baggage handler/pitchbitch like me
by Phx_ramper January 2, 2018
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Agent

a person, persons, or groups of people that are ignorant and follow the dystopia of the masses (aka, the in crowd).
In the words of my homeslice, O'Dawg:

"In the Matrix trilogy, All agent were dudes & wore suits. In reality...agents males & females wear & are the following ....

Males

White Tees, Blue Jean, dreadlocks, goodteeth, trapboys, crappy rappers,drive chevys, & are unfit baby daddies.

Females

Colorful dresses with sneakers, fluffy He-Man boots, bunny slippers (wears them in the public)

wear revealing clothes that show off their "bootydo", are usually babymamas, & only want to be nurses &/or do hair..

They both live to be ignorant & love all that is ignorant. Crunk music, Trap music,etc. They refuse to like anything that makes them think like Hip Hop & Education. They only live for the moment & curse around elders & talk loud on the bus or in public places. They go to public places & put their phones on speaker Like We Wanna Hear Their Convo!

They only listen to the radio all day & only buy mixtapes with the same 12 songs. Oh yea...plus they watch BET all day.

Most have kids & let them be babysat by the TV. The females pop gum or their tongues when they talk & the males talk like they have cotton mouth.....

As far as relationships. Males only want a female to hit & are scared to commit because of their want of "Living for the moment". & the females only want a "Trill azz negga"...aka a thug....someone who will be dependant of them & their walfare checks."
by Etarah August 1, 2006
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Secret Agent

When you have a poo and the log goes straight round the U-bend.

Use in combination with a lucky barry for the ultimate poo - the Secret Agent Lucky Barry.
by rmp89 September 12, 2009
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argentina

A country that is known for being cheaters in sports. Mainly in soccer, especially when they lose control of the game, and start making fouls and diving throughout the rest of the game.
Bob: Oh fucking hell Argentina started cheating already! Tevez dived again!
Pepe: That's how we won our two World cups! ^__^
by The World Cup February 9, 2007
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argentinian surprise

When you're pounding a girl in the ass and she doesn't want you to nut in her face so you take it out and spit on her back making her believe you already ejaculated then when she turns around BAM! Nut All Over That Face!!
Bro I did the freaking argentinian surprise on my girl yesterday she's so pissed but it was so worth it!
by jerusso December 9, 2008
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Argenti Bazooka

The given name to Agent Argenti's enourmous dong. This python-like creature can fire up to 12 devastating rounds into the grill of a dirty hoebag. It has been known to cause humiliation and lazy eyes. See The Argenti Scooter and Dungeon Master
Dirty Hoebag: I sure liked that Tony Danza you just gave me Agent Argenti
Argenti: Its not over you filty skank, BAM !
Dirty Hoebag: Oh god my eye! MY EYE!
Argenti: Say hello to the Argenti Bazooka, fuck yeah !
by Agent Argenti December 13, 2004
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agent asshole

Agent Asshole tells on people for talking in the agent room.
"Those fucks in outbound are agent assholes, so don't wright anything in the agent room"
by qmikeq September 30, 2006
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