Starbucks

worst coffee play of all time tbh get coffee anywhere else the worst part is is that it isnt even fucking coffee its just milkshakes with caffine "don't wake me up before i've had my starbuckssss" i hope you perish

don't wake me up until i've had my starbucks
shut the FUCK up

by TransfomerFan64 July 30, 2024

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starbucks bae

A Friend that you always go to Starbucks with

10th time we have gone to Starbucks together we are now STARBUCKS BAES

by I_is_kenzie September 18, 2016

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April 26th national Starbucks Day

A day where you can make anyone buy you Starbucks

Mom get me Starbucks it’s April 26th national Starbucks Day

by Coffee<3 April 25, 2022

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samuel starbuck

a disgusting boy who has intercourse with his stuffed animals

omg this guy just banged his teddy! he's definitely samuel starbuck

by the guy who everyone hates May 20, 2016

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Fast Starbucks

When you’re in and out in 24 seconds.

How was your date?

He was a fast Starbucks.

by Siqnaste June 9, 2022

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Starbucks savant

People that think they know what they are talking about, enforcing those talking points and/or idea onto others, expecting all who listen to accept their words as truth, and sound like arrogant douches (or anything similar to the given definition). This person would be expected at a Starbucks as part of the stereotypical image of the kind of people one would see at a Starbucks.

Starbucks savant: We need to get radical. You're not radical enough. We need to be radical!

Person 2: For what?

Starbucks savant: Uh...

Person 2: You are such an idiot.

by Penny in the Cradle with Pearl January 12, 2011

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