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jason

idiot, jason is incompetent he does not know how to do anything he is just a bad person in general is do not trust this guy he will spill your secrets faster than you can say them (jason gosser)
why is jason here, ickkkk
by jg1978 August 20, 2017
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Jason

THE biggest piece of shit there is. He is player and will leave you for your number one enemy or the girl he told you not to worry about. Jasons are often seemingly kind at first, but will destroy any happiness within your body at the snap of a finger *much like thanos*.
girl 1: what happened to her? she's never been this sad.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.
by anonymous banana 0930 April 24, 2020
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Jason

He is a class clown. He can make people laugh but he is very annoying. He likes to make fun of short people mostly insult everyone. Jason means a cunt
STOP FUCCKINGG BEING A JASONNN FOR FAK SAKES
by Fatjbgjv April 24, 2018
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Jason

A little dick sucking pussy that thinks that being good at a video game makes him important in the world. Has a tendency to get easily butt hurt when bullied on the video game “Call of Duty”. Mutes people so he doesn’t have to deal with the mental stress that is put upon him. If looking for a good time with the boys on cod make sure to leave him out of the party.
When calling someone a pussy, instead of saying pussy just say Jason.
by Austin fogg May 6, 2020
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Jason

A dumbass that fits the "popular white kid" stereotype. Probably needs hairline repair too.
by McChicken023 October 20, 2020
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Jason

A loud kid in class who always sings songs. However, they aren't necessarily good at singing though. They always flex their AirPods on people who also have AirPods just to be severely disappointed and go through depression. Jason's are someone that you can't like. Their actions are annoying and they never make the right choices. He also loves to have sex
"Jason yeah what a stoopid idiot i heard he fucked Aya yesterday!"
"Yeah! Fuck Jason!"
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Jason

The act of having group sex with mentally ill and high female then to put it on the internet
Guy1 yeah she's high as fuck
Guy2 man she's a total ruth we can pull a jason on her
by JasontherapistofLondonont March 10, 2017
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