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zappa

To pull a Zappa, To skip class, to be non existent. The person everyone knows is real but has never seen. To never show up.
Example #1:
person 1: are you going to go to class today?
person 2: no, I'm planing on pulling a zappa.

Example #2:

person 1: Hey I didn't see you at the party last night
person 2: no, I pulled a zappa.
by evidenceclass November 25, 2009
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Zaphlon

A Writing writer, a commentater on the DVD of life. Someone who can speak and be spoken too. An advisor, a consultant, an ally.
A person who is a jester with a balck heart. Hides their emotions for the sake of others.
Someone who is never the guy, only a guy.
"Zaphlon is so hella funny, but i would never go out with him"
by Zaph January 4, 2006
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Zapped

1. When you are completely physically, emotionally, and/or mentally exhausted.

2. When you experience a sudden and extreme onset of fatigue due to a lot of stress and lack of sleep.
After getting home late from basketball practice, staying up until 3:30am to finish my homework, going to sleep and then having to wake up at 5:30am to go to school, I was completely zapped.
by Pursuit of Happiness March 9, 2015
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crap-zapped

Body is totally overloaded and at it's breaking point.
I can't believe how fuckin crap-zapped I am. Why the fuck me!
by Chaos December 26, 2003
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Tune Zapping

The act of playing completely unrelated songs, sometimes just to hear a particular part of a song, and then quickly changing to a different one.
This happens for example at parties when some idiot gets his/her hands on spotify or youtube.

Tune Zappers have a tendency to get very defensive and will not give up easily their position of "self-elected DJ".

They have to be kept away from the source of music at all costs.
who the hell is Tune Zapping from my laptop?
by Father Bacchus March 20, 2011
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Nut Zapper

It is any item that is made of a romote and a zapping device (when u press the button on the romote the device zaps). its called nut zapper because it's used to zap nuts. try to stick the device to your friend's or enemy's of any nerd's naked nuts when he's asleep and order him to obey all ur orders or he will be nut zapped. ir u try it to yourself u will feel the pain for several minutes, so he won't disobey a single order.
Man, once in the camp 5 to 7 enemies whome i hate attacked me while asleep and stuck that nut zapper device into my nuts. it was midnight when each gave an order and i couldn't disobey and when i disobeyed two to three orders i was zapped and that was so painful i felt it for 30 minutes. some of the orders were burn ur boots and socks, eat a living spider, lick the sand, and the worst was ot burn my clothes, finally i agreed and burned them all. next day was a disaster part of my ass was showing and the boxers were ashes and the trouser was torn and black and i was bare shirt and barefooted
by michael-mikey November 6, 2007
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Zaphod Beeblebrox

former galatic president; cool cat who really knows where his towel is
Zaphod Beeblebrox is a knee-biter
by Tom August 1, 2004
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