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Wounded Veteran

A political candidate who is definitely going to lose an election.
Having a Wounded Veteran as a major party's candidate for president twice in twelve years against a much younger "opponent" should have made more people realize the United States is a corrupt country, not unlike Ukraine (let's see how much money Zelenskyy walks away with after his oval office meeting today).
by Publius0987 August 18, 2025
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Ass Wound

Exactly what it sounds like. a boo boo on ur ass
by cherylikesnuggets November 18, 2018
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spear wound

The act of one partner fucking another in their midriff hard enough to create a new hole, which a third partner then fucks.
Did you hear Janet got Hepatitis? Makes sense. That's what can happen when you get a spear wound run on you.
by Zelphair August 31, 2019
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Wounded pelican

When a woman starts choking on a load of cum.
Jenny was down on her knees thinking she was a throat goat but once Craig blew his load she turned into a wounded pelican.
by JSmidt August 5, 2025
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wound shaming

when a person defends themselves against criticism by speaking about the possible wound that caused their flaw
Luke: Bro, you need to stop getting hammered every night
Joel: My dad was an alcoholic and this is how I learned to cope with all my problems. Also he never gave me Nerf guns as a kid. Leave me alone..
Luke: you're wound shaming me rn
by BriggsBriggs April 12, 2022
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A Wounded Impala

A person suffering from a severe hangover after a night of heavy drinking of Captain Morgan, Dark Rum
"Man, after all those rums last night, I woke up feeling like a wounded impala."
by CousinRayRay August 3, 2024
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Wound Flower

A wound flower is an injury turned into a gift. The application is usually emotional, but I guess could apply physically. The idea is basically turning a bad thing into a good thing. Let something beautiful grow out of an open wound. Let the rotting flesh and toxic environment be the fertilizer to foster a new thing; a beautiful thing.

This can and will typically apply in break-up scenarios, where you think you lost the "one", only to find another one that may have been more suitable the entire time.

Originally coined in the song "New Scar" by Mack Harrison. (supposedly)
I never would have met LaStarsha if it wasn't for everything I had gone through with Terica, this relationship is really growing into a wound flower.
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025
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