by king_D_ February 27, 2021
Get the wasted and wounded mug.Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.
Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.
by JudeRunner June 28, 2025
Get the Gaping Axe Wound mug.Jenny was down on her knees thinking she was a throat goat but once Craig blew his load she turned into a wounded pelican.
by JSmidt August 5, 2025
Get the Wounded pelican mug.Having a Wounded Veteran as a major party's candidate for president twice in twelve years against a much younger "opponent" should have made more people realize the United States is a corrupt country, not unlike Ukraine (let's see how much money Zelenskyy walks away with after his oval office meeting today).
by Publius0987 August 18, 2025
Get the Wounded Veteran mug.A wound flower is an injury turned into a gift. The application is usually emotional, but I guess could apply physically. The idea is basically turning a bad thing into a good thing. Let something beautiful grow out of an open wound. Let the rotting flesh and toxic environment be the fertilizer to foster a new thing; a beautiful thing.
This can and will typically apply in break-up scenarios, where you think you lost the "one", only to find another one that may have been more suitable the entire time.
Originally coined in the song "New Scar" by Mack Harrison. (supposedly)
This can and will typically apply in break-up scenarios, where you think you lost the "one", only to find another one that may have been more suitable the entire time.
Originally coined in the song "New Scar" by Mack Harrison. (supposedly)
I never would have met LaStarsha if it wasn't for everything I had gone through with Terica, this relationship is really growing into a wound flower.
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025
Get the Wound Flower mug.A person suffering from a severe hangover after a night of heavy drinking of Captain Morgan, Dark Rum
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Get the A Wounded Impala mug.by Tits up Big Baz April 11, 2024
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