three sharts to the wind

you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.

Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'

Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.

by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> March 2, 2015

Bucket of Wind

The best up-and-coming podcast on the interwebs. The show is currently available on YouTube, Podbean, and GooglePlay - Coming soon to iTunes!

Bucket of Wind is my absolute favorite podcast!

by Bucketofwind January 31, 2018

Pissing in the wind

You are peeing against the wind (peeing on yourself) Not thinking (being unintelligent).

You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.

•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.

-Other ways it might be said
•Pissing into the wind
•Pissing against the wind
•Pissing towards the wind

•Your pissing in the wind if you think you could beat me in a game of chess.

•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.

•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.

•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.

•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.

by ConnorDictionary4Real September 28, 2020

Knight of the Wind

1. The song created by Crush 40 as the main theme of "Sonic and The Black Knight"

2. The name given to Sonic the Hedgehog by Sir Percival

1. "And I live to rule by the sword
Slashing through the every inch of the power
The power in you

As I sit, as I stand by the table I command
My kingdom
I'm the knight of the wind"

2."Impressive, O Knight of the Wind."
—Percival while fighting Sonic, Sonic and the Black Knight.

by Baboiminion May 28, 2021

Zelda: The Wind Waker

One of the best zelda games ever! Not as good as ocarina of time though. Although the graphics are way better.

I beat zelda the wind waker again.

by joe April 22, 2003

Wind Internet

To have wind powered internet Cough*Al Gore*cough

I wish i could conserve enegy by getting Wind Internet

by Masn December 4, 2007

Windbaggery

The act of loving to hear oneself speak to such an extent, that they will prattle on endlessly while saying little of value. Oftentimes this prattling will be reflective of the speaker's misguided sense of worth, i.e: they think much higher of themselves than what is deemed appropriate, and have little difficulty consistently extolling their own virtue while others roll their eyes.

Avatar could have been an hour shorter, were it not for James Cameron's signature windbaggery.

I hope we won't have to put up with Steve's windbaggery at this party. It's one thing to brag about everything, but does anyone even care?

by Irina79 December 1, 2011