watty beef

Glaswegian slang meaning "Want to have sex?".

It is sometimes spelled "Wanty beef" aswell.

Hey sexy!
Watty beef?

by Yer Maw? May 6, 2010

Whatthefuck-ness

That void of time, usually after getting wasted or very high, where you don't remember a goddamn thing.

Sue: "Wow! I just checked my bank account and I spent over a hundred bucks at the bars last night!"

Alison: "How the fuck did you manage to do that? I'm broke too...what happened?"

Sue: "I haven't got a fucking clue. I remember up to a certain point and then everything after that is like one huge void of whatthefuck-ness."

by wastedone April 21, 2011

whatthefuckism

1. The process of figuring out that you've been played by yet another inflammatory headline in social media.

"Seems to be a whole lotta whatthefuckism going on about aliens abducting Justin Beiber today..."

by iaintnobody March 10, 2014

Wattie

The sickest dinosaur you with ever meet, he has bigger balls then you and he knows how to fish and fight

Wattie likes fishing

by Wattie May 14, 2015

Wattpad

The best website and app ever made on Earth, ever

Don’t judge people for what they read unless it’s incest or one of the basic Y/N ones

Person 1 - Do you have Wattpad
Person 2 - Yes
Person 1 - What’s your favourite type?
Person 2 - Angst
Person 1 - Oh, mines shrek x readers
Person 2 - *internally cries*

by xexyquinn July 12, 2021

Dry watts

A dry watt or dry watts is simply what black people call an equalizer for car audio equipment.

Yo does dis cd playa have them dry watts son

by CC 3631 May 24, 2007

The Watto

One of qualities of being a leader, takes no bullshit and will always be the first to help out.
People go their whole lives trying to be one.

Joey - "I am thinking of running for class president"
John - "Sorry but you are not The Watto!"

by Jerry Mcviggerory the third February 20, 2010