wheatard

A person who may not/will not/pretends not to eat wheat

I'd rather be a lactard than a wheatard
I can't digest pasta because I am a wheatard

by nemsling September 12, 2012

whatoosie

anus

i'm gonna fuck you in the whatoosie

by A1i7 September 8, 2014

Wheat Meat

The act of slapping your "meat" against a loaf of bread

Sam: "Did you wheat meat my sandwich?"
Bill: "Heck yeah bro it was so much fun!"

by SO Harby August 19, 2016

wheaten

A fluffy ass terrier breed that shits on your couch.

That damn Wheaten Terrier shit on my couch again!!!

by Anonymousasseater June 2, 2017

wheat berries

A type of berries

I love wheat berries there so good

by Dyer forever January 8, 2018

wheadon

a funny looking unicorn that has a strong attraction to other men, Often looks like an a marijuana leaf

yo look at that dumb wheadon.

by Prem Patel May 2, 2018

Wheateen

A teenager from Wheaton north who thinks their the shit but deep down is really a stuck-up Bible beater who has nothing better to do than black tar heroine. And average day consists on blaming your mother for never having anything to eat except organic veggie chips and holy water. But if your lucky you may get to spend a nice evening in some shitty basement with some fake ass friends. Wheaton has it moments every now and then something exciting happens like the car shows in the summer or a piece of shit fair. But to sum it all up the best part is the kids fiending on over priced juul pods the kids from Wheaton south sell us.

Chad is a typical wheateen who got expelled for flexing his vape and yelling bong hits for Jesus.

by BitchAssFalcons February 12, 2019