Wheateen 

A teenager from Wheaton north who thinks their the shit but deep down is really a stuck-up Bible beater who has nothing better to do than black tar heroine. And average day consists on blaming your mother for never having anything to eat except organic veggie chips and holy water. But if your lucky you may get to spend a nice evening in some shitty basement with some fake ass friends. Wheaton has it moments every now and then something exciting happens like the car shows in the summer or a piece of shit fair. But to sum it all up the best part is the kids fiending on over priced juul pods the kids from Wheaton south sell us.

Chad is a typical wheateen who got expelled for flexing his vape and yelling bong hits for Jesus.

Wheateen by BitchAssFalcons February 12, 2019

wheatpenny 

A rarity; a collectible keepsake that pales in comparison to other items of calibre. This may also refer to a shorty that exceeds the ten-point scale on all counts.

I gots me this wheatpenny and I intend to keep her. I be treatin' her real nice. word.

wheatpenny by Diphenhydramine February 23, 2006

cream of wheaten 

Diarrhea......

Hunny, the baby is cream of wheaten again !

cream of wheaten by Ashley & J.R March 18, 2015

wheaten

A fluffy ass terrier breed that shits on your couch.

That damn Wheaten Terrier shit on my couch again!!!

wheaten by Anonymousasseater June 2, 2017

Wheaten Terrier 

A wheat coloured dog who comes from the Terrier family. Medium sized. Usually have lots of energy and a fun and playful. Don’t shed. Can be a bit hyper sometimes. Great addition to most family’s.

Person 1: ‘What breed is your dog?’
Person 2: ‘It’s a wheaten terrier’
Person 1: ‘Oh it’s so cute’

Wheaten Terrier by Coco00000 July 15, 2021

jacob wheatmen 

Biggest scrub of all time

Wow I'm glad I'm not a Jacob wheatmen or a josh McKee

jacob wheatmen by Marty ohera March 19, 2014