wesseled 

The state of being completely intoxicated whereas one or more of the below stated instances may occur: pissing one's pants and/or bed, spouting obsenities at inappropriate times and audiences, losing one's wallet/cell phone/car keys, istigating fights with persons larger than one's self, losing consciousness on unknown private property, drooling on one's self.

Dude, I was got so wesseled last night I got in a fight, lost everything in my pockets, went home with a fatty, and pissed my pants, and barely escaped this morning without her catching my real name. Man I was wesseled!

wesseled by Eddie Hoffman May 3, 2008

Scott Westerfeld 

Born May 5, 1963. Science fiction author, famous for writing the Uglies series, as well as Peeps, the Midnighters Trilogy, and a host of adult science fiction. He is adored by fans, especially teens, around the world, and his books have been translated into a host of different languages.

Whenever I go to the library I can't find any Scott Westerfeld books, since everyone takes them out!

Scott Westerfeld by Xinro November 21, 2007

Westchester 

A far superior version of Long Island.

Westchester by Anonymous July 29, 2003

Kanye West'd 

When receiving sexual stimulation for pleasure from another person (male or female) you interrupt them to explain a past partner performed said act with a lot more skill. Then you allow them to continue said act.

I tell you I Kanye West'd her last night? I said "Yo Taylor, I'm gonna let you finish, but Ashley gave the best head I ever had"

Kanye West'd by Jb3oh3 September 16, 2009

West Plains Missouri 

If you want Meth, they've got it.

West Plains Missouri is so known for meth it is often referred to as Meth Plains

West Plains Missouri by Bfwangs June 23, 2017

West Seattle highschool 

A school in West Seattle where more than 75% of people have STD’s. You should go to this school if you want to get chlamydia from white girls who do cocain and Xanax on the daily.

Damn bro I just fucked a female from West Seattle highschool and my dick is itching

West Seattle highschool by Seattle tea September 9, 2018

West Virginia Napkin 

When you turn your mouth towards your shirt sleeve (can be short or long) and wipe your mouth off with it.

After billy spilled some bbq on his chin, he reached over with his face and wiped it off with the West Virginia Napkin

West Virginia Napkin by LA Walk February 3, 2021