Basket Weasel

A clever person who gets high quality and enviable goods for a shockingly cheap price.

"Check out this cool thing I got it for $2."

"You got that for $2?!?!? You basket weasel!!!!"

"Loooool ikr, I got a good deal;D"

by BasketWeasel725 March 21, 2017

Turd weasel

A small rodent type weasel/mouse who is often shown to be present by the droppings (feces) left behind.

We must have a turd weasel under the sink, I see all the droppings.

by Bufort T Cockles October 29, 2018

Butterscotch Weasel

The act of love making when one partner braces their hand inside their other to grind their opposing elbow into the anus of the other partner.

"What did you and Cindy get up to last night?"
"We went bowling, had a couple of frosty milkshakes, and then I gave that bitch a Butterscotch Weasel."

by abeautifulanus December 18, 2018

yeet weasel

Slang term for a penis.

Why does that egirl keep likin' my memes...she must wanna ride the yeet weasel.

by Seven53 September 26, 2019

denim weasel

A euphemism for penis located within one’s jeans.

“Sup bitch, you tryna see my denim weasel?”

by TheFapNinja March 21, 2020

ron weasely

the ginger kid from harry potter all the bi girls on tiktok wanna fuck. including me.

ron weasely and the weasely twins could do unspeakable things to me.

by emilymaybrown8 October 20, 2020

jack wessel

A threat to society

That man Jack Wessel is a threat!

by What?!wow February 17, 2022