carpe weiner

Similar to the Latin 'carpe diem' and the German 'weiner' (prounced vee-ner).

The overwhelming desire to grab some male genitalia.

I need it so bad, I am going to carpe weiner even if the attached life support system is a total tool.

by das punisher April 4, 2011

Weiners Circle

Female Vagina, A take on Winners Circle. The round hole where a male penis fits inside your girl.

My girl took me on a late night trip to the Weiners Circle last night after busten the shit out of those ballers from the other school. She opened up that 'ol weiners circle for me! Dang...right on...

by NYCtorker February 24, 2011

Viner Weiner

She is is sus little girlie girl, and she is a slow reader. Veena likes Lulu, and has some black medium length hair, and likes to brag abt her Dior lip oil. She has some friends that love her for her extra quirkiness.

Viner Weiner is my bestie boo

by Elliewelly_lms April 18, 2022

Weiner Basket

Testicles of a male.

Balls, nut sack, Weiner Basket.

by BTshooter February 7, 2012

weiner basket

a weiner basket is a hoe. they are full of little weiners all the time.

I heard Jessica's body count is in the triple digits, what a weiner basket.

by flaccidbunyon May 1, 2019

deez weiners

A bunch of weiners flopping around in your face. When the tips touch and ones black and the others Asian.

I put deez weiners in my face and came in my black dads mouth.

by pussy pippin dick dazzla March 4, 2016

Weiner-thirty

The time of day where there is a mandatory 2 pee pee touch rule for all significant others. Happens approximately 23 times a day, usually immediately following beer-thirty, but has been known to be able to carry it's own load.

Holy rusted metal Batman, it's weiner-thirty.

by Spelunking December 1, 2009