ass weekend

When a male and a female engage in rectal intercourse for a period of 48 hours without a single break for food, drink, sleep, or restroom needs.

"Hey you wanna hang out this weekend?"
"Nah fam, me and the miss are planning on 48 straight hours of ass"
"I feel you, a good ass weekend sounds pretty nice right about now."

by Thatbibbabambeid August 31, 2017

Girls weekend

Women created this weekend to be bad, boujee bitches, drink a fuck ton of wine, talk about the current douche bags in their lives, take a million pictures to find just the right one to be basic as fuck (so we can pretend like we live an adventurous lifestyle) and overall escape THE MEN.

It’s fucking girls weekend.

by Ball-er December 16, 2017

Symph Weenie

a person who thinks that progressive rock music begins and ends with Genesis and Yes. They do not acknowledge other styles of progressive rock music such as Zeuhl, Canterbury, Jazz Rock or Avant Rock. They think that Genesis and Yes are superior to all other music in the history of sound.

Joe Blow doesn't like the Mahavishnu Orchestra; he's a died in the wool Symph Weenie.

by PROGMAN1 January 27, 2019

pocal weekend

What drunk/hyped pocals shout when shit gets crazy pocal in the Poughkeepsie area.

Big Ant: POCAL WEEKEND!!

Everyone else: Chill dude shit is getting too pocal.

by Tree Lover February 16, 2019

Beanie Weenie

A condom filled with beans

I couldn’t find my dildo last night, so I just used the beanie weenie

by BunnyBoiBitch September 15, 2019

mr weekes

an absolute mad lad teacher from st barts who is cooler than the gods them selves

Tom: dam mr weekes lookin fresh
Oskar: oh yea

by Disciple of weekes September 28, 2020

brown weenie

When the Big Brown Phallic member of Big UPS descends from the Corporate Heaven takes time out of its day to specifically fuck you in the ass.

Similar to the Marine Corps green weenie.

I’m getting shafted by the big brown weenie

by mewkachoo November 25, 2020