Wax poetic

To wax poetic is the act of shitting on the baseboard heater and turning the thermostat up on the day you vacate your apartment.

"Hey bra, ya movin' out today?"
"Yah man, the soup is being a total dick and keeping my deposit, so I'm gonna have to wax poetic."

by Katsnatchfever February 13, 2013

Wax Phonetics

A talented collective of Hiphop enthusiasts originating in San Jose, CA. Also referred to as "Dub P" or "The Wax" for short.

This collective was originally created by Funk Fader (formerly known as Flip Tha Funky Fader) in 2002 and a year later, co-founded by DJ Quix Fader. Wax Phonetics expanded and now includes DJs, beatboxers, instrumentalists, and other various musical calibers.

Wax Phonetics is a group of hardcore Hiphop zealots. Old School, Underground/Non-Commericial, and staying true to the roots of Hiphop are what Wax Phonetics is all about.

Wax Phonetics is DJ'ing the school dance this Friday.
The DJ's are from Wax Phonetics.
That beatboxer is affiliated with Wax Phonetics.

by Franklin A. July 2, 2006

Brazilian Wax

The male significant other of a lesbian pretending to be straight; the male equivalent of a beard.

Tony is obviously Sarah's Brazilian wax. She's more butch than he is.

by haruhisuzumiya February 12, 2015

wax

to take an item that does not belong to you

"see my new fone man ?waxed that shit yesterday "

by espee May 13, 2005

Wax Whore

A woman that gets a bikini wax, anywhere and from anyone.

Jennifer has shown her vagina to every spa attendant in town, she's a bit of a wax whore...

by gtbannas August 19, 2010

Waxing the turtle

To consume larger quanities of marijuana at one time. To polish the "green".

Timmy and i just got done "waxing the turtle".

by drhandbanana May 29, 2010

Waxing the candle

A sexul act in which a man puts the wick of a candle in his dick hole, then proceeds to light it and put hot wax on his hands while jacking off.

I was just waxing the candle.

by Vietkong_Solider_113 January 18, 2019