Watching The Cleveland Show

Watching "The Cleveland Show" is the act of one returning to his/her bedroom and masturbating. The patron will usually deny their actions and resort to telling the question master that they were simply, "watching The Cleveland Show".

*Ken knocks on Guy's door*

Ken: "What are you doing in there, man?"
Guy: "Oh, shit I was just uhh ... watching The Cleveland Show ..."

by Cleveland Guy Brown October 15, 2013

Skip-Watch

To view a television show or movie in short segments using the "skip ahead x seconds" feature of modern computer-video players. Usually because the video concerned is of low to moderate interest but otherwise contain large numbers of scene of dubious worth (trite expository dialog, etc.)

Apollo 18 was so boring and predictable, I ended up skip-watching it.

by Unka Willbur December 4, 2011

party watcher

Relating someone to the type of person that goes to a party and just watches.

1. John! Its just a quiz! Instead of studying just come chill with me. Fine you party watcher
2. I can't believe Sue goes to work 45 minutes early everyday, shes such a party watcher!
3. Omg! You're so lame you party watcher!

by Calderon August 6, 2014

whatcha gonna do

1.when something surprising happens, and u know u cant stop it.

2. or when someone gets all up in ur space and u say "whatcha gonna do"they automadicly step back

3. me and lilys saying that solves everything

1. "yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me"the girl said "well whatcha gonna do" the uncareing boy said

2. "ouch i just stubbed my toe" lily said "watcha gonna do"rachel said "yeah i guess"lily said

3. "yo mama" the small boy screamed. "WAT" the big boy screamed "u talking about ma mama" the big boy towers over the small boy. "yeah whatcha gonna do" the small boy said. then the big boy took a step bakward.

see it solves everything

by erinrox,rayy October 28, 2009

watching paint dry

In basketball, the slowness of a defender near the basket, getting beat by a fast-moving player who scores. The paint is the center lane from the foul line to the basket.

Number 27 was watching paint dry on that drive to the hoop.

by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

Watch-breaker

An epic high-five that is so incredibly tremendous that it results in the buckle of the receiver's watch breaking open, leaving the watch limp on the wrist of the receiver.

Person A: Haha, good one! Up top!
Person B: Ya!
*high-five* (watch breaks)
Person A: Oh man, person B! What an amazing high five!
Person B: Ya, what a watch-breaker!

by Hariklia and Blank September 12, 2009

watch porn

pictures posted of your or other peoples watches on WIS (watch idiot savant) sites. especially craved is the "wrist shot" where by you actually see the watch in action. another desired angle is the reverse angle or caseback, the backside of the watch. such shots are know to bring WIS to frenzy and driving them to look for their own new watch.

Wife: What are you looking at?!?
Husband: Nothing...
Wife: Are you looking at more WATCH PORN?? You're not buying ANOTHER watch, you already maxxed out the visa.
Husband: Uuuugh. It's a disease honey, WIS.
Wife: Is that some guy's wrist? Gross how hairy!

by omega wis January 1, 2011