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George Washington 

The second greatest human in the history of everything, only to be beaten by his best and longest friend Jesus.
George Washington once stopped a musket bullet with his teeth only to have them shatter and replaced by wooden ones with gold in the center. He then went on to slaughter the entire British regiment of 50 men with his sword and trusty steed.
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Port Washington 

"Port Washington...isn't that where Napes comes from?'

Napes
Definition: no
Learn it. Use it. Spread it.
Port Washington by DStix July 6, 2006

port washington 

A town on the North Shore of Long Island. Home to a lot of antique stores, a town dock, an annual Harborfest, bandshell etc. Seems very quaint, though really quite boring. Probably the most ethnically and financially of the surrounding towns, (Manhasset, Roslyn, Great Neck), which is not saying much. The last stop on the Port Washington - Penn Station LIRR, so you may have been here if you were drunk at 2 o'clock in the morning and fell asleep. Very good school district, though the budget was voted down this year due to an increasing amount of seniors. Though not the most interesting place on earth, it's not a terrible place to live since there are 2 movie theaters, some coffee shops, a couple of thrift stores, a library with a really nice cd collection, a new record store, and it's about a 45 minute train ride to manhatten without having to transfer at Jamacia.
Person 1: I'm from Port Washington.

Person 2: Oh, I ended up there once when I was drunk and fell asleep on the train.

Person 1: Yeah, a lot of people do.

port washington by PortW January 8, 2006

George Washington Is Dead

Internet Meme used for two situations.

1. When someone states the obvious
2. When someone no one cares about dies
1. a) "Amy Winehouse seen smoking crack"
b) "George Washington is dead"

2. a) "Brad Renfro died"
b) "This just in, George Washington, founding father, found dead in his malibu beach home after a bout with pneumonia, reports tmz"

Mr. Washington 

A one-dollar bill. This term is usually used when bribing somebody.
Girl: "I told you, I'm not gonna let you beat it up. You have herpegonnosyphiltitis."
Boy: "Well...that's not what Mr. Washington here says..." (pulls out a crisp $1 bill and offers it to her)
Girl: ***SMACK!!!*** "Fuck you nigga, my mama didn't raise no ho!"
Mr. Washington by Nick D August 26, 2004

George Washington 

The most dynamic president and military leader ever to exist.
George Washington by ssos September 25, 2014