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Council Of Water-sheep 

A council consisting of three Minecraft sheep that praise the almighty Water-sheep whom was taken from the world by the Leader of the 9 year old army!

The three sheep must reside in a well inside a church for the guidance to direct you in the right place.
"i shall go to the council of water-sheep to seek guidance"

water nigga 

Someone who drinks a lot of water and always keeps hydrated. As their name indicates, a water nigga's drink of choice is pure, clean, water, and they hold special disdain for carbonated drinks: those who drink large quantities of soda are dubbed "soda niggas" and shunned.

A water nigga can be identified by the water bottles they carry around.

Benefits of being a water nigga include improved concentration, greater stamina, and generally improved health.
- Did you see Joe over there, carrying that big 5 gallon jug of water?
- Yeah, he's a total water nigga. When he goes to pee he doesn't even need to flush because his piss is so clear from all the water he drinks.
water nigga by bonespook April 17, 2019

Water bottle rape 

When someone flips a water bottle and another person swats it away.
1: I'm flipping this water bottle!
1: *flips water bottle*
2: *swats water bottle from air*
1: Did you just commit water bottle rape!?
2: Yes. Yes I did.

Canal Water 

When Dionne Warwick was messed up on heroin in the early 1970s and a critic blasted her bizarre concert performance, she phoned the guy and screamed at him: "Yo mama suck canal water!"
Canal Water by Joey Buffalo January 24, 2015

Night water

The water you drink when you wake up in the middle of the night that tastes like it came from a mountain spring blessed by God himself.
Dude, that night water really hits different when you’re thirsty at 2am.”
Night water by guitarsandroses November 9, 2019
Word of the Day on April 10, 2022

Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009