by Ronnie Emersen August 4, 2007
Get the Dick Waffle mug.To talk unendingly, with no point to your conversation about totally idiotic things. Spamming on chat rooms is a case of waffling.
by Andrew Kirkman January 15, 2006
Get the Waffle mug.a form of extremely squished, and flattened into the road, roadkill. generally, when the tire tracks show up on the remains
steve: what about bob?
lauren: well, im a lil worried that eventually he will be road waffle.
steve: lol... road waffle
steve: that's a funny term
lauren: he sits in the middle of the road
lauren: (haha well, u kno- the tire tracks- leave a waffley-print)
lauren: well, im a lil worried that eventually he will be road waffle.
steve: lol... road waffle
steve: that's a funny term
lauren: he sits in the middle of the road
lauren: (haha well, u kno- the tire tracks- leave a waffley-print)
by steve carroll; lauren paetznick March 22, 2005
Get the road waffle mug.Noun. The condition of having criss-cross indentions on your rear & legs from sitting on a yard chair in shorts.
by Sarepta May 13, 2006
Get the waffle butt mug.What is a wafer, you ask? A wafer is a thin, crisp cake, biscuit, or candy. It sort of feels like a thin piece of styrofoam.
There are many types of wafers. There are crisp, flavored, possibly chocolate frosted wafers, then there are assorted candy wafers. And who could forget Nilla Wafers?
But when you really get down to it, what is a WAFER?
When you actually sit and think about it, you may begin to feel that a wafer is not actually real. It basically is flavorless nothing. I mean, think about it, WHAT IS A WAFER? By simply writing this definition, and thinking about it, i'm beginning to lose all rational thought, and the incomprehendible idea of the actual existence of a wafer, is slipping away.
A wafer, my friends, is nothing...
There are many types of wafers. There are crisp, flavored, possibly chocolate frosted wafers, then there are assorted candy wafers. And who could forget Nilla Wafers?
But when you really get down to it, what is a WAFER?
When you actually sit and think about it, you may begin to feel that a wafer is not actually real. It basically is flavorless nothing. I mean, think about it, WHAT IS A WAFER? By simply writing this definition, and thinking about it, i'm beginning to lose all rational thought, and the incomprehendible idea of the actual existence of a wafer, is slipping away.
A wafer, my friends, is nothing...
Me: How much for this package of assorted wafers?
Nick: *chuckles*
Cashier: Those wafers are 80 cents.
Nick: *chuckles*
Me: Thank you. I would like to purchase these candy wafers.
Nick: *raucous belly laughter*
Cashier: E shnaba, kaybillus von shnoigin tway.
Richard: I have sucked all the cheese of this dorito, and it is now just a wafer.
Nick: *chuckles*
Cashier: Those wafers are 80 cents.
Nick: *chuckles*
Me: Thank you. I would like to purchase these candy wafers.
Nick: *raucous belly laughter*
Cashier: E shnaba, kaybillus von shnoigin tway.
Richard: I have sucked all the cheese of this dorito, and it is now just a wafer.
by Jacob-dudebutt! June 21, 2006
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Get the waffled mug.A retarded internet trend made by a piece of shit named: Jonny RaZeR. These retarded, low life, fatherless, dumb-fucks often spam "The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host" in YouTube comment sections.
by literal asshole February 15, 2023
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