A Bruce Willis

I ain't dead yet like I'm a Bruce Willis.
by GoUp July 17, 2016
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Willy wattle

Willy wattle: sagging stretchy skin from ball bag
He was on all fours in front of me baring his willy wattle
by Elab February 15, 2016
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Willy Wonky

wonky is another word for horny. willy winky is different doe. willy wonky is more than horny. it’s madd horny, hella horny. it’s already used in shows. minus well make it a real word.
boy 1• “are you wonky?”

boy 2• “WILLY WONKY!” 😫
by Emma_ty😚 April 19, 2020
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Stinky Willy

A stinky willy is when you masterbate on the toilet whilst having a shit and fall face first onto the floor shit on your own cock and just as you are about to climax you get a wiff of your shit and climax in your own mouth
Scott: 'Preforms a Stinky Willy'

Scott's Mum: SCOTT WHY IS THERE SHIT ON YOUR COCK AND CUM IN YOUR MOUTH ARE YOU ON BENEFITS.

Scott: 'Precedes to cry and choke on his own semen'
by Willywillyboy126969 February 12, 2022
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willy dribbles

The last part of a beer. Usually does not taste as good or, at least, the same as, the beer. The beer must be completed, willy dribbles and all, if you are to retain any kind of reputation. You must also not shy away from referring to the willy dribbles by its name as this has almost the same effect on reputation as not drinking it.
"You aren't a man if you don't drink your willy dribbles."
by D3ADLY October 02, 2020
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smig willy

A smig willy is someone who makes up for the length of their micropenis by being the biggest dick they can possibly be.
Did you hear that Bradley's mother e-mailed the tennis coach after he didn't make the team, and then he made it? He is such a smig willy.
by LilMemesDictionary April 07, 2016
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Pig Willie

A ne'er do well, a benefit cheat who drinks and bets all day
Look, there goes Pig Willie, off to the bookies again
by Kissifur July 19, 2006
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