Cousin Willie

A name for a pervert or pedophile, usually an old man.

"Oh my god Cousin Willie is staring at me guys"
Pervert: pedo perv paedo

by ThundieProxy September 12, 2015

Lily willy

The most amazing person in the world, she makes everything better :)

Person: Hi Lily willy, you’re the best.

by jaffarrrrrrrrr May 20, 2018

Brown Willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.

by Sticka June 9, 2009

Willie Wags

Off the beaten path, off yonder, in the pucker brush.

We had a picnic out in the willie wags.

by Mainemom February 4, 2020

Willy Pillow

The word has many meanings.

The main use is a synonym for sleep deprived, as if you got only six hours of sleep.

It can also be a word to describe just how awesome something is, or just how sad/annoying something was, it all depends on how you interpret it.

“Yo jude i hardly slept last night i just feel willy pillowed” (tired)

“that party was so willy pillowed man” (lit)

“bro my gran just died i feel willy pillowed” (sad)

by urbandictionary638362 April 4, 2022

Willy Wonky

wonky is another word for horny. willy winky is different doe. willy wonky is more than horny. it’s madd horny, hella horny. it’s already used in shows. minus well make it a real word.

boy 1• “are you wonky?”

boy 2• “WILLY WONKY!” 😫

by Emma_ty😚 April 18, 2020

Willy tickler

A female who likes to "string someone on" meaning she acts as though she would fuck the male, blow the male or even date the male when really she is not interested. See also 'cock tease'.

example 1:
Female: i would love to go see a movie with you babe
Male: are you tickling my willy?

example 2:
Male1: Dude Aimee said she'd meet me and come back to mine
Male2:Come on man you know what she's like! Such a willy tickler.

by BennKay October 12, 2009