Cortex Vortex

God if I know.

Person 1: What’s a Cortex Vortex?

Person 2: God if I know.

by HereHeisLarry July 12, 2020

Seenu Vartamanam

Talk in a condescending or patronizing way or a backhanded compliment.

"Oh, I didn't know that you knew how to switch the TV on!"

"No need for such Seenu Vartamanam"

by Thimban November 6, 2020

Sweaty Vortex

When you're sucking a guy off from both ends, but doing it very poorly.

I watched it on DVR and Kuz was sucking so bad at both ends. The guy never came and his asshole still looked dirty. Total Sweaty Vortex.

by Bob Selvin December 30, 2020

Almu Vortex

Your personal stuff goes missing. But where has it gone to? No matter what it is: Phone chargers, socks, underwear etc. It has probably been taken in by the Almu vortex; a twister like phenomenon over the house of Almu that sucks up your stuff, never to be seen again.

-“Hey have you seen my phone charger anywhere?”
-“Nope, I guess it’s with the Almu Vortex now”

by Bilbovortex February 24, 2021

Dutch vortex

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.

“Let’s dutch vortex tonight”

“yes, that would be fire.”

by AlAx January 31, 2021

Dutch vortex

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.

“Let’s dutch vortex tonight”

“yes, that would be fire.”

by AlAx January 31, 2021

cerebral vortex

A total emptiness of mind. A state of extreme derp. Similar to writer's block, but can apply to anything.

1. Someone asked me what my address was yesterday and I just blanked. Total cerebral vortex
2. Fuck, I've been trying to write this paper for the past hour and I'm still looking at an empty google doc. The cerebral vortex is real today

by stuffwithben April 22, 2021