Vaped Vag

When you're eating a girl out and you proceed to take a hit from a vape pen/box and blow the cloud inside of her vagina then let it slowly seep out.

"That girl is so hot I'd totally give her a vaped vag."

by Bradenthememe October 23, 2016

vag boulder

1. One female preventing another female from scoring.

2. Female equivalent to cock block

Jane vag bouldered me last night at City Grill

by WingWoman January 30, 2014

vag fat

The fat that hangs out of a girl's vagina. The disadvantage to vag fat is when you pump in and out, it slaps you in the nuts. Other than that, it makes sex more enjoyable.

"That bitch's vag fat totally made wrecked my prostate."

by Double Choad Master Yoad Break January 15, 2012

Vag Hammer

A woman's gift of nag.

Speak softly and carry a vag hammer.

I wasn't home for more than 10 minutes when she took out her vag hammer and conked me on the head. Does that bitch ever stop nagging?

by 253showrunnuh October 25, 2007

vag out

1. to renege on one's manhood
2. to act as if one has a vagina

A. Mark is going to apologize to Katie for talking to another girl.
B. Yeah man, he's about to vag out hardcore.

by Mike and Derek Love Mark April 03, 2008

Dick-Vag

A vagina that has come into contact with a penis.

The opposit of "Poop Dick", with a Vagina instead of a bum.

Barbie: " "I had sex last night for the first time"
Stacey: "Ew, now you have a dick-vag."
Barbie: "what?"
Stacy: "Your vagina had dick in it."
Barbie: "Ohhhhhh!"

by The last virgin July 20, 2009

vag drop

female version of t-bag.
usually done at sleepovers to the first girl who falls asleep. or the girl who passes out from over-drunkness.

vag rooted from vagina and drop rooted from dropping the vag on the face of the victim.

chaddy kept tellin sara to drop the vag on rachelle cause she fell asleep first. sara didnt wanna give her a vag drop though cause she was to pussy

by ferrerorachelle December 11, 2005