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Velvet Hammer

An adult toy in which two consenting males engage in consensual anal activities . Also used to describe a homosexual male that hammers his partner like a hammer with the soft touch like velvet.
He hammered me like the velvet hammer that he his.
by PETTYMURPHY44 August 28, 2017
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velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.
She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.
by Booshaker August 23, 2016
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red velvet cupcake

Is when you cum inside a woman on her period.
My girl said she was on the rag. She let me get the red velvet cupcakes anyway.
by Dayton247 March 29, 2016
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Gay Velvet

A velvet that is a gay twink and loves cocks in their mouth
by nullicity_1 September 14, 2025
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Bella Velvet Muse

Bella Velvet Muse (noun) 🍷✨
A poetic and romantic nickname for a beloved woman who embodies the elegance of velvet, the richness of wine, and the inspiration of a muse. She moves like wine in a crystalline glass, captivating hearts with her deep beauty, delicate grace, and enchanting presence.
Every time she smiles, I call her my Bella Velvet Muse—my eternal love, my finest wine.
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Velvet Bean

When there is no hair one one's balls.
Bob shaved his nuts and thus has a velvet bean.
by Frishishadub March 18, 2023
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Brown Velvet Special

A sex act in which the gentleman caller has his anus shaved and the women performs a dirty rusty trombone.
Alyssa got crazy last night and gave Robert the brown velvet special.
by beard man and ali gator December 9, 2013
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