Velvet jacuzzi

The act of adding bubble bath vaginally accidentally before intercourse. The soapy bubbles mix together to create frothyness that spills out from the vagina. This is due to the agitation of the penis inside the vagina.

Stole the towel my girlfriend after her bubble bath, gave her one hell of a velvet jacuzzi.

by Fathering run perturbed August 27, 2016

red velvet pie

The act of performing a cream pie during a woman's menstruation

Shirley-"im on my period so i was wondering if you'd like a red velvet pie"

by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic December 21, 2015

the velvet shower

the act of getting high off any drug to the point of you just coughing your lungs up and then taking a warm golden shower

tyler did the velvet shower with juilanna and he was so high that he didnt know that it was pee that he was showering with,

by The king Friday January 11, 2016

red velvet cupcake

Is when you cum inside a woman on her period.

My girl said she was on the rag. She let me get the red velvet cupcakes anyway.

by Dayton247 March 29, 2016

jimmy velvet

A man who talks softly and so smooth, you don't even know when he is talking about you. Even if you are in the same room. Also responsible for bringing about the next trend in fashion material.

"Dude, that guy just got jimmy velveteened .......what a clueless twatcicle."

"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."

"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.

by Skankbreathe July 11, 2017

velvet ass

When you're having anal sex and shit gets on the top of their ass.

I was doing Anal with my girl, it was going great till she got velvet ass

by Golden man July 29, 2017

Velvet Hammer

An adult toy in which two consenting males engage in consensual anal activities . Also used to describe a homosexual male that hammers his partner like a hammer with the soft touch like velvet.

He hammered me like the velvet hammer that he his.

by PETTYMURPHY44 August 28, 2017