ur mom

a very funny joke that only swag people use. never overrated.

"What time is it?" "ur mom" *giggles*

by mmurmom March 17, 2022

ur mum

This phrase is used (mostly in England) as one of the best way to end a conversation. The reason for this is because there is no way to reply to it.

Example 1:
Joe: What do you want for dinner tonight?

Jeff: Ur mum

Example 2:
Bob: Harry you’re so ugly

Harry: Ur mum

Example 3:
Teacher: Harvey, did you do your homework?

Harvey: No

Teacher: Why not?

Harvey: Ur mum

by Ur mum definition February 18, 2022

UR MOM

UR MOM IS UR MOM, DID YOU KNOW THAT?

UR MOM is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

by AVOCADOS FROM MEXICO February 2, 2022

Ur mum

The person who shoved you outa her pussy so that you could live. Thanks mom.

Ur mum is gay

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

Ur sister

A bitch u can smash

Micheal: what u do last night
Jason: smash ur sister

by Brownskin_squad 25 February 24, 2019

Ur mom

The hottest milf ever, she is so hot, genuinely, how did someone so hot make you?

Ur mom

by Peanut_22008 November 22, 2021

Ur mom

Just ur mom

Dad: How was last night ur mom loved it
Son: What was that weird sound she made

by Pg foot February 25, 2020