twat you one

The act of scraping one's nails down another person's arm to convey anger, resentment or the recognition of a derogatory comment.

Chris: 'I fucked your mum'
John: 'Well, I'm going to have to twat you one'

by C. J. Lynch & D. E. Knight December 9, 2012

Twat Hole

Simone who acts like a massive bitch, jack knob, or pussy.

"Stop acting like such a bitch, you twat hole"

by thatnolachix January 2, 2015

off my twat

to be so intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol or non-pharmaceutical drugs that you behave in a way totally out of character, but in a good wa.

last night i was so off my twat

by joanna cassidy May 28, 2005

twat socker

One who socks (punches) a female in her twat because she was being a bitch.

#1: micheals mom was pissin me off!
#2: so what did you do?
#1: Lets just say i became a twat socker fast.

by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007

twat mongler

1.someone that fucks goats
2.someone that plays with their hairy twat
3.someone that touches little boys' balls and/or buttholes

OJ Simpson is such a twat mongler.

by tommyO699 January 23, 2009

twat worm

An erect clitoris protruding out of the vagina

Jerry was able to make her twat worm appear by stimulating her

by tbonejsumc May 18, 2011

Twatching

Tweet watching. Basically a twitter stalker.

James: My ex keep on twatching. Its so annoying.

by Twatching March 5, 2015