Apple Turds

Where you have a shit and the turds are bloody

Crap man, my shit was filled with apple turds.

by Mordolken March 25, 2007

titty mcfuck tarts

arguable the most offencive comment in the english language, extreemly offencive, because asians cannot say this word,

Man 1: You're A Gay Homo
Man 2: STFU titty mcfuck tarts
Man 1: im sorry mr man 2....im gonna go cry myself into a comma if u dont mind....

by Matt June 18, 2006

Cutting Turds

South Georgia term for describing a series of very juicy Farts that smells like straight-up shit !!!

" I have a feeling that after eating all this Chilli I will be cutting turds all night long "

by Bruiser Braswell October 22, 2016

Meth Tarts

A super-sweet, tart candy that comes in many colors. Shaped like miniature hockey pucks, and works like Meth-amphetamines to supercharge a small child's metabolic systems.

Sometimes there are necklaces made with the candy,
this is just a way to conceal the drug for conspicuous transport on the mean streets.

*Note* Will probably be a class 1 controlled substance (much like Extacy) in the near future.

Little Andy has been bouncing on his bed like a Jack Russell Terrier for two hours straight, the influence of Meth Tarts is most obvious at this juncture.

My five year old niece just took a bite of a dog that was trying to play nice, looks like her Daddy fed her Meth Tarts again!

by Stoogin-Poogins August 7, 2006

Turks

Mother fucking Bastards. FUCK THEM BITHCES!! THEY STILL DENY GENOCIDE, LET THEM BURN IN HELL< FUCK THEM!!!!!!

3 year old bill: what are Turks?

Mom: FUCKING BASTARDs

by Randomdude8733 May 3, 2022

angelina jolie turns gay with megan fox

The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.

Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.

Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?

Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.

**Later that night**

Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!

Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.

by newsvava February 12, 2009

Turksplain

To tell kurds and other minority groups oppressed by the Turkish state, what they think and feel.

Kurdish human rights activist: (explains systematic oppression of Kurds by the Turkish state)
Turkish nationalists or AKP supporters: "No! All kürts love Türkiye! I have had a kürtiş neighbor, I know best."
Kurdish human rights activist: Stop turksplaining!

by e4tt December 24, 2018