Tosalmon

A person who is sitting next to you on the bus and can't resist the temptation of picking their nose.

Matt: I can't believe I had to endure a bus journey with that Tosalmon.
Anuj: I know right man, that was disgusting!

by Chappy69 May 12, 2015

Total eclipse of the shart

When you ruin a good situation by shitting yourself

There I was, getting the best head of my life when I had a total eclipse of the shart, and ended up having to beat off instead

by Thisisnot myrealname September 2, 2017

Total Scrotle

A term used when everything is fucking terrible

Dude, my day had been Total Scrotle

by Chuck2825 March 8, 2018

Total Bryant Move (TBM)

Total Bryant Move: an absolute jackass/douche bag move

Yo bro I just banged a girl that had a husband.
Dude congrats that is a Total Bryant Move (TBM)!!!

by cramer118901 October 30, 2018

tomaled

It's a verb
It means to be given the gift of tamales

Tomaled

Ex. "Hey @Jokerz did you see that Dr. Twist TAMALED DaddyPops ? He sure looks happy about it."

by JWild2 December 1, 2018

Totally Gamer

A very epic term only used in the presence of someone with godlike qualities

That was totally gamer of tou

by Airtrics March 24, 2019

total rehaul

To totally change your room or your house, getting rid of shit and crap you do not want around the rooms, or the house itself.

"Look at all this shit around my room. A total rehaul is needed here. I can't sleep with this shit around me."

by Adam-D April 9, 2019