tooping

To text someone while pooping

guy in stall 1: "hey man your awfully quiet over there"

guy in stall 2: "sorry bro, I was tooping my girlfriend"

by cowboys24fan November 5, 2010

African Cow Tipping

Akin to it's predecessor 'Cow Tipping' - It is a more primal format used by native African 'Tiger Bare Knuckle Boxers' to train their fists to deal with the hard furry target they were attuned to pummeling - A novice would spend 30 days and nights searching out and repeatedly battering Cape Buffalo to toughen their skin and harden their bones.

"You wouldn't have a chance with that tiger in your current condition"

"Anything to suggest?"

"Go punch a few Buffalo in the jaw. Nothing quite like African Cow Tipping to prepare you for a fight like that."

by WhyAreAndy January 31, 2010

cow tipping

the act of tipping a cow. tip tip

Boy: Gees I do love cow tipping!
Farmer: Quit cow tipping my cows!

by whitexasian July 24, 2006

tapping

Please refer to TAPPIN.

White boy slang for TAPPIN.

by D Dizzle My Nizzle December 23, 2003

canadian cow tipping

to club baby seals on the snow with a group of friends after drinking a few beers/screech.

later me an the boys are headin out for some canadian cow tipping

by evolutioncanada March 19, 2008

tapping through

When the male inserts his thumb into the vagina and his middle finger into the anus and makes the ends meet at the thin membrane of skin at the perineum just below the cervix. A tapping motion then takes place much to the delight of the grinning participant.

Also known as tam foo

"Did you see the nick of that cow I shagged on Friday ?"

"Aye she was fucked"

"Too right, I ended up tapping through"

"Ya clatty bastard"

by gaping munt March 6, 2004

cow tipping

When someone walks into a bar or store and finds the most obese person in the place and proceeds to walk up, push them to the ground, and promptly vacate the premises.

This can cause reactions of extreme violence by the victim and others, so it is important to leave immediately after performing the act.

"Hey did you hear about that new bar down the street? We should go do some cow tipping."

by M Rockwell July 20, 2008