meat cactus

A big fat freshly shaven schlong with spiky pubes

damn... have you seen that boys meat cactus!?

by ryanpottuh March 31, 2020

meat-work

a pun derived from the realization that, there is no "i" in team, but, there is "meat" in team

The burger joint had always practiced a great amount of meat-work because there is meat in Team!

by mormdavid March 24, 2015

Meat Flog

A rough, vigorous hand job simultaneously performed while repeatedly smacking the testicles with a small bamboo cane.

She strapped a ball gag in my mouth and began giving me a meat flog. What a day it was with my step mom.

by Eaton Holgoode March 07, 2017

Meat Rifle

another word for penis, cock, schlong, or any other dick reference you can think of

want me to shoot you with my meat rifle ?

by Peter, Matt, Cameron June 18, 2008

meat toothbrush

To orally stimulate the genitals of a man in a tooth brush motion as advised by many leading dentists. Usually leading to a backwards application of pearl drop solution but without the minty fresh after taste.

meat toothbrush me

by Nipflicker October 03, 2008

Vegetable meat

Long lose lips of the pussy that stays constantly wet. Also referred to as veggie meat. Front butt flaps.

Spread you legs so I can chew on your veggie meat.

I'm feeling thirsty pull that front butt out an whip that vegetable meat on my tongue.

by Hillbilly mafia June 27, 2018

penis meat

The actual substance that makes up the Penis and is the tastiest part. Commonly referred to as the shaft.

She was eating my Penis meat all night long.

by Bigbrownnigger420 January 17, 2018