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penis meat

The actual substance that makes up the Penis and is the tastiest part. Commonly referred to as the shaft.
by Bigbrownnigger420 January 17, 2018
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Meat Pacifier

The old cock and balls. Sure to pacify and satisfy that hungry mouth and quiet one down to sounds of soft suckling and quiet coos of satisfaction.
The girl was a little too talkative last night so I gave her the meat pacifier. She was quite content thereafter till I nutted up her chin real good.
by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017
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meat toothbrush

To orally stimulate the genitals of a man in a tooth brush motion as advised by many leading dentists. Usually leading to a backwards application of pearl drop solution but without the minty fresh after taste.
by Nipflicker January 15, 2009
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meat-baton

(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.
"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"

"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010
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Grind the meat!!!

1) An expression of satisfaction, especially when you've accomplished something big. Equivalent to "That's what I'm talking about!!".

2) One way of catcalling.
Hot chick walks by, and you yell "Grind the meat!!!".

3) What Mr. Trump did to Grandma Hillary's beef curtains.

4) Essentially anything else you might deem appropriate. There is actually no wrong incorrectto use this phrase.
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Meat Rifle

another word for penis, cock, schlong, or any other dick reference you can think of
want me to shoot you with my meat rifle ?
by Peter, Matt, Cameron December 9, 2008
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Meat Cleavered

To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.
Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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