Thirsty hamster

1. Find a vehicle with a sunroof

2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster

Hey bob I was hanging out with Becky last night and she gave Varner the new thirsty hamster cock milking yoga exercise.

by JOE THE GOAT March 1, 2024

thirsty hamster

A thirsty hamster is when a man lays across a sunroof on top of a vehicle, and allows his erection to protrude into the car, for a another person (man or woman) to perform oral sex as a hamster might suck at a water 💦 bottle.

I got Susie to do the thirsty hamster at the drive in.

by Mad Choctaw March 3, 2024

medically thirsty

To be so thirsty that you may need medical attention at any moment.

I need a drink. I am medically thirsty!

by rottenhana November 22, 2011

thirsty midget

when your too lazy or tired to go to the bathroom and you just pee in a girls mouth

im so fucking hung over , i could use a thirsty midget right now

by Duff Munger May 15, 2016

Thirsty

Seren

I am so thirsty for her.

by Sandy_the_Squid November 30, 2018

thirsty hamster

When a guy lays on top of a car with a sun roof, sticks his penis through the sun roof of said car. While in the car a woman sucks on his penis like a hamster at a water bottle.

Does your car have a sun roof? Because I want to stick your dick like a thirsty hamster!

by Allie3283 February 21, 2024

thirsty

it is similar to the actual definition of thirsty but it is more like a need for something.

"i am thirsty for that dick"

by rewr88 May 29, 2018