Dick tree

Something you might call a lead guitarist of a Canadian rock band from the 70s and who may or may not be a drunk male prostitute.

Ricky: “You got enough money? here’s another dollar .36 there ‘dick tree’.
Alex: “Can’t believe I’m picking this stuff up...”

by Captain Crink August 8, 2019

Shit Trees

Trees with bags of dog shit hanging from them

When an owner of a dog takes it for a walk, bags up the dog shit and throws it into a tree where it proceeds to dangle from the branches, therefore producing shit trees. Usually found in rough estates around the UK.

by 2008 Jason H April 10, 2008

The Joshua Tree

The Joshua Tree is a gathering of male individuals who get together and take drugs to discuss existential philosophical questions and other topics. It is usually, but not always, occurs in the great outdoors.

The term originates from Entourage S05E05 "Tree Trippers", when actor Vincent Chase and friends go to Joshua Tree National Park to eat shrooms and figure out if he should take the part in the movie Benji.

Guys, we need to figure out the meaning of the universe! Joshua Tree here we come!

I'm at a loss about whether or not to quit my job, how about about Joshua Tree?

Dude, wanna go to the Joshua Tree? I hear Archimedes and Nicodemus are gonna be there!

Let's just get fucked up at the Joshua Tree tonight!

by foehammer88 November 19, 2010

Tree fiddler

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.

Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler

by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019

Killin' a tree

When you drink a sixer of beerand stack the cans up pyramid style reassembling a tree.

Friend: "yo whatchu up to mang?"

You: "not much, just Killin' a tree"

by Jhendricks August 28, 2017

Tree Snipper

A derogatory term for an arborist.

That tree snipper left a massive branch in my front yard.

by McFetty May 12, 2020

tree weed

East London definition for an apple

That was a very tasty tree weed I just ate

by Eugenio May 27, 2005