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Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.
He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.
by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020
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Jagen Fix

A great guy who everybody loves and is way better than anyone named Andre Payawal who is terrible at everything.
Man that guy is a Jagen Fix.... hahaha I love him
by Purp1epanda19 January 22, 2018
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fixing strip

The adhesive strips used by hospitals to affix a cannula to a patient's body
The nurse had to use a fixing strip to keep the cannula in place
by Chrisbloomers November 30, 2024
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Fix

Shoving random things into it until it is sturdy enough to hold a toddler
by The great mighty poo 2 September 22, 2023
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Fixed

A setup, or a plan.
Person 1 "This is fixed."
Person 2 "It's not fixed."
by ididntthinkofaname August 23, 2022
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bass fix

When one new school artist takes an old school song and adds a different beat with an excessive amount of bass to it. Most people will never hear the original song that was so perfect, then got slaughtered by the new school artist.
For example Gold Digger by Kanye West originally by Ray Charles.

Person 1: "Hey did you hear Kanye West's new song "Gold Digger"?"

Person 2: "Yeah it's crap, he just gave Ray Charles's "I've Got A Women" a bass fix."
by Miss Behavior October 8, 2013
mugGet the bass fixmug.

Killua fix

A call for God when people have killed Eris, the master of memes.
Bot is scuffed and ET ain't stopping with his haHAA memes, Killua fix BabyRage
by fkumore May 21, 2017
mugGet the Killua fixmug.

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