b rod

a person that is fat and thirsty

you are being a b rod with that pop

by turd fergusen January 3, 2008

Lower the Rod

The final step of reeling in the big one after appropriately teasing with your bait and tackle.
(Derived from the Sega Genesis game: Bass Fishing)

Bruno: Hey look at Ben with that redhead over there.
Riley: HEY BEN, LOWER THE ROD!!!

by xXxProBassChampion24xXx March 5, 2014

Detroit Rod

Always the overachiever. His sense of humor will have you pee your pants. Ladies will Drop their panties. Master at fucking yo Bitch. People wish they could be
Detroit Rod!!!

Detroit Rod that nigga

by Goat 2x March 13, 2017

Doot rod

A penis

Then I put my doot rod in her pussy.

by El duce of QBN July 23, 2016

God's Rod

1- Take a tumbler and pint sized glass from the shelf

2- Go to the refrigerator and fill the pint glass with ice

3- Add 2 parts whiskey, 1 part peach schnapps and 1 part amaretto to the pint glass

4- Cover the top of the pint glass with the tumbler and then shake gingerly for a few seconds

5- Strain the contents into the tumbler glass (you can put some ice in the tumbler glass as well if you prefer)

6- Drink and repeat

Tom: "Hey I heard Fred had one too many God's Rods last night"

Jerry: "Yeah he suddenly started blaming poverty, world hunger, and The Inquisition on the Blacks, Jews, and Homosexuals"

Tom: "Wow, he really thought he was God's Rod"

Jerry: "YEP"

by rypring April 23, 2010

The Rod Caps

Slang for the caps on the lid of an RBMK reactor, usually referring to the caps above the control rod drive mechanism, but also can refer to the fuel rod caps.

That guy who just joined our Discord server, he said The Rod Caps jumped when Chernobyl exploded, what a HBO-Tard

by Thxtnt June 28, 2023

Blaze rodding

A sexual maneuver in which the man inserts gasoline into his urethra before sex, when he is about to finish, the male pulls out, takes out a lighter and sets his cum on fire, creating a sort of napalm that burns and scars the female

I gave that bitch a blaze rodding last night, I just hope the burn isn't infected

by I eat glass December 6, 2019