Skip to main content

giraffe dick

When his dick is long as fuck
She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee
by Daddy Jesus December 11, 2016
mugGet the giraffe dickmug.

giraffe tear

A tear made of a giraffes brain
Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die
by Oopsksksks February 20, 2021
mugGet the giraffe tearmug.

Giraffe

A nickname for daniel seavey from the boyband why dont we
Awh i love giraffe hes so cute
by Loveisland124 November 4, 2019
mugGet the Giraffemug.

Human Giraffe

When you Poop,And Splooge in your Partners mouth at the same time while watching A Minecraft movie.
Hey Baby,Wanna Human Giraffe?

Not right now Mom. Im trying to Human Giraffe
by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025
mugGet the Human Giraffemug.

Turquoise Giraffe

Code word for when “that psycho” is at it again in school. Can also refer to that psycho themselves, when used in this context it’s important to remember that the person does not intend to harm others, but is actually overstimulated and overwhelmed.
Yo look at that Turquoise Giraffe over there!!

TURQUOISE GIRAFFE I REPEAT, TURQUOISE GIRAFFE, MRS ‘PAL PLEASE COME TO ROOM 204.
by PopcornShrimpDildo March 30, 2022
mugGet the Turquoise Giraffemug.

giraffe in the room

The thing nobody brings up but everybody notices is too tall of a tale to be true.
The giraffe in the room said that guy was 6'5", and he was persuasive enough that people almost believed him, he told them he carried himself like he was 6'5", but after a while they started to notice and suspect that he was not really 6'5". They thought he looked more remarkable on TV, but in real life, he was about as mundane looking as someone could get, almost like a toad. Someone that most people forgot about after about 5 seconds.

White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.

Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
mugGet the giraffe in the roommug.

smoky mountain giraffe

A Smoky mountain giraffe is a person who is extremely high on drugs
That guy is high as a Smoky mountain giraffe. Your mom is a Smoky mountain giraffe
by Doc Obvious April 10, 2023
mugGet the smoky mountain giraffemug.

Share this definition