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cook the books

My best account has cooked the books this year, my tax bill is the lowest ever
by john365 March 13, 2003
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Book Of Shadows

The Book Of Shadows is a blank book that 'Wiccan' and 'Pagans' use. This is to write notes in, usually after carrying out a spell of some kind, and you would write how it went, how long it took to work, what to use and/or what not to use next time in the near future. It has nothing to do with Satanism, as far as I'm concerned.
Winnie wrote in her Book Of Shadows about the spell she had just cast.
by AlienEnchantress May 27, 2007
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Book-akke

Book-akke: The act of four or more men sharing a pornographic publication.
"im reet propa skint, lads. cant be arsed gettin me own razzle, fancy a spot of book-akke?"
"arite, gazza, but dont look at me"
by PETE-AY!!! October 31, 2008
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The Book of Faces

(Iranian) Where you go to stalk people you know, or even people you do not know.

The Iranian pronunciation of Facebook.
"Honey, I saw what you were doing on The Book of Faces"

"I had a seth moment earlier from something I saw on The Book of Faces"
by Maddie Corky October 12, 2011
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Book Check

To knock the books out of someones hand in the school hallways causing all of their papers, books, and folders to fly onto the floor. This generally makes them embarassed as well as late for class. It is often used on Freshman by upperclassmen. It is best used with a decleration of "Welcome to high school, freshman!" though "Welcome to freshman, high school!" is also equally used.
Senior:*knocks books out of freshman's hands*
Freshman: Dude what the fuck!
Senior: Welcome to freshman, high school!
Junior down the hall: Haha, that bitch just got book checked!
by Craig- January 9, 2008
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Drunk Book

When you Facebook while intoxicated and not remembering what you wrote on FaceBook.
Dan woke up in the morning and had to check his FaceBook to make sure he didn't Drunk Book last night.
by CJ1311 January 5, 2010
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