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pink texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy new waterproof cell phones into the vagina, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift vibrator.
also see brown texting
Example 1:
Dude 1- "I confiscated my GF's vibrator the other day because she told me I couldn't please her like a real man, but I think she's been pink texting ever since"
Dude 2- "I'm sorry dude. My mom used to spend all day pink texting so I know what that's like"

Example 2:
"I don't have time to pink text anymore because I run an interstellar empire"
by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014
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stroke texting

writing a text message in perfect grammar up until the last sentance, in which the writer's grammar begins to deteriorate in order to fit the last few words into one textpage instead of going on to two text pages for the sake of a few characters.
i.e. shortening 'you' to 'u' and 'too' to '2'
"yeah man i just got some text from this bird, it was all like stroke texting towards the end"
by miaowmiaowmiaow February 24, 2009
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sleep texting

when you say goodnight to a person through text then they respond to you with a question and you just have to reply.
person 1: okay well im going to sleep goodnight.
person 2: wait what is our homework?
person 1: oh page 135 questions 1-5.
person 2: thanks. wait i thought u were asleep?
person 1: i was sleep texting.
by texter1000 December 7, 2009
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textsing

v. -ing

Sending text messages with exaggerated spelling of words to mimic the singing of song lyrics.
"Que oooola cata Que oooola omega
and this how we gooon dooo it

won too tree forrr
Uno do trescuatro
I no u wan me

u no I wan chhhaaa
I no u wan me"

Please stop textsinging, it is hurting my ears.
by dj llama February 10, 2010
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Texting relationship

When a two people act like lovers over text but never talk in person. (Usually common in middle schoolers)
Person 1: Are you even dating Brittany anymore?
Person 2: Yea but we have more of a texting relationship
Person 1: *facepalm*
by Sushioligy March 14, 2015
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Tettling

To grope someone, somewhat sexually, within the bounds of modern Millennial social acceptability. Also known as "grazing," but with full eye contact or consent.
"Zack, do you want to go help that woman in Arizona pack boxes tomorrow?"
"No, but I'll tettle her..."
"That's not tettling, bro, that's grope rape."
"Word son."
by Konky Dong February 24, 2017
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bitch-texting

when your friend texts you mad crazy.. usually bitching about something, like why you aren't at the place you were suppose to meet, or typically an unwanted stream of texts you don't plan on answering.
hurry up before she starts bitch-texting me!
by P0NER McNASTY July 1, 2010
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