Texting

Somewhere along the lines, humans got lazy. And like everything else, writing has been getting worse and worse since the 1960s or so. These days we are so robotic and so hurried that we have neglected what used to be an art so we can be more efficient. Texting, is the death of writing, video is the death of radio, autotune is the death of talent, and pencreatic cancer is the death of David Bowie. In fact these days I try to use big words like pancreatic, so I don't get lazy. I try to listen to older music (and trust me it's better). Time is not always progress, and texting is proof of that. We went upwards from cave drawings and hieroglyphics to calligraphy, to cursive and regular handwriting, then down to texting. George Orwell was right with his 1984. "New-speak" is more simplified. We even have a list of banished words, slowly killing expression through speech, how's that for a shrinking vocabulary. In short, texting is humanity trying to go extra fast by killing expression and as many letters as possible.

Texting, would never be used in a sentence, at least not a spoken one. No, people would try to shrink it as much as possible, to txtng perhaps. It's 2 goddamn letters yet people will do anything that will reduce the time to get the point across. The Millennium marked the coming of the end of many things, and actual writing was one of them. This is why we should go to school, because if we spent the first 17 years of our life doing nothing but socializing and playing video games, majority of the population would be illiterate. Then the first immigrant that comes from god knows where takes your potential job away. Get off the internet right now and go read a damn book if you know what's good for you.

by Ecclesiastes II January 16, 2019

blind texting

when you are texting on your phone, and hiding it from your friends, parents, teachers, etc.

I was blind texting today and spelled so many words wrong, that the recipient didn't understand the message!

by Jonathan "Johnny" Jones February 4, 2009

testicle texting

(v.) the act of texting while attempting to conceal the phone under a table or desk and close to the legs in order to draw limited attention from superiors; often performed during boring meetings or classes

Jessica: Oh, John just sent me this really nice text.

Alice: But I thought he was in a meeting.

Jessica: He is: he was testicle texting.

by julsmileyface August 4, 2009

talk-texting

when someone refuses to pick up the phone and call you. instead they want to text the whole conversation.

hey what are you doing this weekend?
going to __ you?
im not sure i wanted to see what your doing we should figure something out.
um ok why don't you just call me instead of talk-texting me???

by aniqueone July 7, 2010

Poo Texting

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Shit Dialing.

That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Poo Texting in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!

by VenerableBean July 6, 2011

pink texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy new waterproof cell phones into the vagina, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift vibrator.
also see brown texting

Example 1:
Dude 1- "I confiscated my GF's vibrator the other day because she told me I couldn't please her like a real man, but I think she's been pink texting ever since"
Dude 2- "I'm sorry dude. My mom used to spend all day pink texting so I know what that's like"

Example 2:
"I don't have time to pink text anymore because I run an interstellar empire"

by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014

stroke texting

writing a text message in perfect grammar up until the last sentance, in which the writer's grammar begins to deteriorate in order to fit the last few words into one textpage instead of going on to two text pages for the sake of a few characters.
i.e. shortening 'you' to 'u' and 'too' to '2'

"yeah man i just got some text from this bird, it was all like stroke texting towards the end"

by miaowmiaowmiaow February 24, 2009