Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.
I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.
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Get the texas chili bowl mug.(Text-a-pate, Text-a-pa-tion) The inability to send coherent text messages before the SMS character limit is reached.
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by lol@u June 29, 2008
Get the palestine texas mug.A person who speaks in dinosaur dialect via text message. Normally this message is sent to many people to simulate and actual roar of a dinosaur. Also used to start conversations when having nothing else to initiate dialogue.
by Chapel008 February 26, 2010
Get the Textasaur mug.When a man and a woman are having sexual intercourse, during the oral sex the woman vomits on the man's penis, while the man inserts the penis into the woman's vagina and uses the vomit as lubricant.
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Get the Texas Casserole mug.A shirt size. In the North it is referred to as "6XL" or "XXXXXXL". Named so because of the massive size of some Texans.
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Get the Texas small mug.(N) An accidental crossfire during a sexual encounter with a woman involving two or more men, generally referred to as a "gangbang." A man aims his penis in error at the moment of orgasm, offloading onto another of the male parties involved. The Texas Surprise is generally most potent when the cumshot winds up on the face of the receiving male.
"After pulling out to finish, John was so enveloped in the heat of his orgasm that he didn't realize he'd given Tim a Texas Surprise!"
"Dude; that guy just gave Ron Jeremy a Texas Surprise! He'll never get work in this town again!"
"Dude; that guy just gave Ron Jeremy a Texas Surprise! He'll never get work in this town again!"
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