Texas Virgin

From reports that Texan school girls in an effort to preserve their vaginal virginity are instead indulging in anal sex; so many off shoots of definition that its effective indescribable.

these pants are as tight as a texas virgin.

by Ed February 19, 2004

texas teabag

To cover one's nutsac with tabasco sauce and proceed to teabag (put your balls on one's forehead) another person so that it stings their eyes.

How do your eyes feel after i texas teabagged you?

by aaa December 24, 2004

Texas Lingerie

A very specific type of lingerie found to be very attractive to Texan males.

Consists of cotton panties, a tight t-shirt (preferably white in color), and no bra.

"Forget about lace and thongs, I like my girl wearing Texas Lingerie!"

by K-C- March 21, 2007

Texas Chilibowl

No one's quite sure what it is, but it involves Tabasco Sauce, a Telephone, and the Anus.

Trett Boyette gave the Sixth Grader a Texas Chilibowl.

by Zorgoth The Relentless November 13, 2004

Texas Parachute

A technique where a used, prefferably lubricated condom is slapped upon an unsuspected face.

" Man, Devin was so drunk that Josh just walked right up to him and gave him the old Texas Parachute."

by fat freddie December 27, 2009

Greenville texas

Small town. Big dreams. No matter how far you go. Everyone comes back. A mix of Wannabe thugs, country folks, and happy hippies.

Greenville texas has a great community.

by Sweetspicychickens January 10, 2017

Texas Jr.

A state directly north of Texas whose inhabitants imitate the dress, speech, and culture of Texans, whose claim to fame is being adjacent to Texas. Also known as Oklahoma.

I wanted to take a road trip down to Texas but since my car broke down I only made it as far as Texas Jr.

by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. March 21, 2010