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Austrian table tennis

A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.
Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.
by anonymous January 28, 2025
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Extra Mayo (Tennis)

Wanneer een speler heel lelijk tennis speelt, kan dat worden gedefinieerd als tennisspel zoals Mayonaise (alleen maar lopen sauzen). Wanneer je met lelijk tennis nog niet kan winnen, moet je extra mayo toevoegen aan je spel om toch te kunnen winnen. Dat is bijvoorbeeld naast backhand slice ook forehand slice om maar zo veel mogelijk ballen op een vervelende manier terug in het spel te brengen.
Sil: “Ik kan niet winnen, hij is te goed”

Yoran: “Probeer Extra Mayo (Tennis) toe te voegen aan je spel”
by HoekieKLTV August 4, 2025
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Butler tennis

Father and son are both tennis players and love fiddling kids at the club
Friend 1: I dropped my 9 year old at Butler tennis the other night, you should send your kids there!
Friend 2: Really, my kids would like to try tennis how did little Richard find it?
Friend 1: oh, Richard got double teamed by the Butlers he said he got arse-raped in the changing room then bent over the tennis nets whilst Judas pumped the daylight out of him just before he left he said he got fisted aswell??
Friend 2: Ill have to book for my CJH then
by AnitaTownsend6969696969 December 18, 2023
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Fraiser Tennis Racket

Bear fit n dat- Big bunda- hot Gets all the children (dw he now has a retaining order hes not allowed within a 3 mile radius of a child of primary school)
by Smolly, bradshaw July 9, 2021
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Tenny

Tenny is a ship of two NCT members, Ten and Johnny. The realest ship in NCT to be honest.
Look at us, we're almost as cute as Tenny is, wow.

"Ten and I showered together"- Johnny Seo

"I want to have xxx with you, I love you, you fatass"- Ten Chittaphon Leechaiyapornkul
by YourWorstNightmareJKLOL December 4, 2016
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tennis rage

an out-of-body experience of indescribable rage. this level 11 anger is normally first discovered when you actually play tennis for the first time and realize you actually suck at tennis.
I can’t believe he did that to me. Now every time I see him I get filled with tennis rage!
by olivanut July 13, 2025
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Tenny times

commonly mistaken for "twenty times" but you panic and fail and accidentally say "tenny times"
Jack buss jacks of tenny times a day
by mr tenny July 25, 2009
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