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teabag in the ocean

Lacking power and/or substance.

Used to describe a poor performance in sporting activities or daily life.

Also commonly used in fantasy football leagues as smack talk.
Man, did you see Mike miss that football by a mile? He's like a teabag in the ocean out there.

or

I'm sorry Mr. Mason, your last report from the press department was like a teabag in the ocean. Weak!
by James Strange November 24, 2007
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Tijuana Teabag

Where one sharts and lets it ride a good portion of the afternoon or evening, therefore slathering his sack and taint, he then coerces his unsuspecting companion to perform the almighty teabag.
Before a long day on horse back, I like to tuck a little gorgonzola under my sack and spread it around my taint. That way when I lay my Tijuana Teabag on Ivan later that evening, he laps it up like a calico cat from his milk saucer.

Haji saddled his shart for much of the afternoon at the company picnic. Fortunately for him, it only took a few drinks and mention of a raise to persuade his secretary into receiving his muddy Tijuana Teabag. He delicately dipped them as if they were a set of covered strawberries.

Ron saw two shirtless young men in the lobby and sharted. As he stood in aw, he let the juice roll past his taint and coat the back end of his pouch like Pepto. With an uncomfortable face, he proceeded to duck walk over to the boys and lure them into his hotel room with a few drinks where he later performed the much heralded Tijuana Teabag.

Like a hot festive beef stew in a crock pot, Lance's berries were overcooked. He knew it was time to pull out his mandolin and serenade Sheila under the crescent moon until she was fully willing to engulf his Tijuana Teabag.
by TFresh May 14, 2006
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teabag

the act of placing the scrotum upon one's forehead or inside of the oral orifice, or as a forceful strike to any area of the human face. Teabaggings may also be performed as a drive-by, in which case you will have a friend drive a motor vehicle at a velocity exceeding 90 mph. At this point, let your danglers stream out the passenger side window and allow them to make contact with an unexpecting elderly woman or some punk-ass kid. A very effective form of revenge.
1. This bitch was all passed out at the party, so i teabagged her.

2. That old dude didn't even see my drive-by teabag coming. Knocked his bitch ass down!
by Maddox Beats Ass! August 6, 2004
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tebay

a socialy pathetic fat ass
Omg mark is such a tebay he cant get girls to talk to him
by Hatake August 17, 2007
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team teabag

when you and a group of friends gang up on a passed out friend and you all start cheering "you gonna get tea baged bizznatch" then you wake himn up with about 5 guys sacks on his face/hands
me and sheepdog team teabag that fucking han boy
by poo mc fuck fuck August 10, 2006
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Double Teabag

When a man with two sets of balls 'teabags' a man or woman. One set rests on the forehead, the other on the chin.
Hey Devo, I wish I had another set of balls so I could double teabag!
by Jimi C March 11, 2011
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