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Telekinetic

Detranova is an idiot, he's getting it mixed up with Telepathy, Telkenisis is moving objects, purely by the power of the mind.
by Yakenslash February 4, 2004
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caveman television

Last night we all sat around the camp and watched caveman television
by Juniper Woods July 21, 2009
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telemarketer

The telephone equivalent of spam.

The worst kind of salesman in the universe.

Traits: Officious, sometimes bullshittingly "polite" pricks who will recall your number over and over when they aren't scamming other random phone numbers.

How to deal with them: Shoot em up! ...er, i meant

How to really deal with them: Whenever one of these calls you, immediately i.d. which category it falls into:

Survey
Unwanted service
Donation scam
Subcription for 40 months of shitty magazines you dont need

Now the fun part. Keep acting like youre interested in whatever theyre offering. Thank them for every last excruciating detail they throw at you at hyper-machine gun speed so they have trouble concentrating trying to sucker you into their shit. Prolong everything. Ask questions about everything they say (be sure to sound as happy as can be, and as interested as a masochist in hell). Then, when the inevitable closing deal part of the conversation comes, your choices are:

Hang-up
"Fuck youz" + Hang-up
"Go fuck yourself"
"Get a real job"
"U r SuxOr"
"-random soundeffect-"
"i did your mom"

Be creative. Let your imagination take over in getting back at these asses. Peace`=)
Notorious telemarketers = Orange County Register, Phone survey groups, Magazine subscribers

All mentioned above, kiss my ass
by Ranger Elite July 21, 2008
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Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

Snoop Dogg's TV show.
Doggy Fizzle Televizzle is a translation of "Doggy Fuck Television."
by Jimmy Pop March 4, 2005
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Teleiophilia

Somewhat the reverse of pedophilia, teleiophila is when a minor or sometimes an adult is attracted to mature adults/adults older than them.
After Jim told me he thought our math teacher was hot I knew he was into teleiophilia.
by ThePrinceOfPirates September 27, 2015
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Alaskan teleprompter

Being so stupid and incompetent that you need to write notes on your hand simply to remember what to say.

From Sarah Palin's need to use notes scribbled on her hand to remind her of the few basic key points of her speech at the Tea Party convention in Nashville, TN.
Jon: I want to propose to Lisa but I don't think I can remember what to say.

Eric: Dude, you're such an idiot. Just use an Alaskan teleprompter and write "Will you marry me?" on your hand.
by Wasabi-Woman February 8, 2010
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televangelist

see: thief, crook, bad guy, bush

someone that plays on people's unfounded beliefs to rob and or ass rape them
Cojo made tim think he was giving him a makeover when he was really just stealing his cum
by Phil January 25, 2005
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