rapid texter

Someone who sends multiple text messages in a short period of time.

Blake is rapid texter, he just made my phone shut down from all of the messages.

by lost1o4 January 6, 2011

net tester

A CEO or company employee that goes abroad to check on company assets. The factory that made your phone had suicide nets. We like to call them brake time mega trampolines.

I just got a e-mail from the net tester we sent to check up on our assets in China.

by iriegypsy November 6, 2014

Emo Texter

Someone who has long, dark, and unnecessary text messages .

That guy is a Emo Texter, He wouldn't stop texting me with these crazy long explanations of how he feels inside.

by Goood One June 5, 2015

Urgent texter

Someone who replies immediately to a text

"Thank you for responding immediately, you are an urgent texter!"

by HOTDEPUTYMOMMA August 2, 2015

Paragraph texter

Someone who texts long sentences and finishes texts in paragraphs especially when the other side is not. This, man times causes an unequal power between the paragraph texter and the average person.

If who you're texting:
is making typos and you’re not
is skipping punctuation and you’re not
is skipping capitals and you’re not
is taking a long time to reply and you’re not
is responding to your long, well-written emails with much shorter responses

Then you're a paragraph texter to them.
That's what makes a paragraph texter a paragraph texter.

"Why is Matt a paragraph texter when he knows I'm only going to send him a small message?, It's a waste of time!"

by OHHH, It's JOHN CENA!!!! September 12, 2016

number texter

Someone who uses numbers while texting, or using the keyboard, in place of the word.

Idiot: Did you know some1 tried to do that.
You: Hmph... Number texter.

by Sometimes... December 17, 2017

voice texter

Someone who is over the age of 40, uses the term “millennial” overtly, and whines about technology constantly.

My dad is a voice texter, because he is unaware that he looks like a twat in public talking into his phone saying “period” every time he needs to end a sentence.

by fuckdenmark April 21, 2019