Hand Tossed Crust

The dried remainder, after masterbation, on ones hand, inner thigh, stomach or any other part of the body, which was not completely cleaned off.

I was interupted while masterbating and later notice the Hand tossed crust on my wrist.

by CEBSR September 28, 2012

Two Toned

a person that is black and is mixed with two or more races

are u black? no
are u white? no
then what are you?
I am a two toned nigga my dad is black and my mom is white.

by Two toned boy October 23, 2008

tossed

1) To get your ass handed to you in a nice fluffy basket.
2) To otherwise get your shit ruined.
3) To be on the wrong side of a one-sided fistfight.
4) To recieve or perform manual action on yourself.

NOTE: Exists only in the perfect and future perfect forms.

1) Think I'm soft? You'll get tossed!
2) Andy got tossed when he called that biker a pussy.
3) Jack's going to the dentist today to fix his mouth after Bruce tossed him.
4) I got my salad tossed by Jack's sister when he was at the dentist.

by Albas December 14, 2008

Toledo Mud-Stuffing

The act of taking a big stinky shit on a girls vagina and proceeding to stick your penis into her shitty clam.

Hey Steve will you be attending the Toledo Mud-Stuffing Championships this weekend?

by AssGravy December 26, 2006

tose

A tose is when someone turns down another but a day/month/year later want them but then they get turned down making them a tease and a hoe which is a tose

Man, that chick teased me last month and now she wants me like a hoe, damn what a tose.

by Amazingman21 March 15, 2015

Toledo Mosquito

A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.

A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".

"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."

by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008

Tosen

this cool girl who is blonde like hkjashdcfjbhsl.
but like i said, shes cool.

me: Tosen, what is two + two?!
tosen: WAIT WHAAAAAAAT?

by SULLLLAY. February 5, 2008