Top Lad

A top lad is one who excels in all areas of complete LADishness. The title TOPLAD can only be bestowed by fellow LADS by their unanimous acclaim. A TOPLAD's antics are completely effortless and natural, they can not be forced or faked.

Many TOPLADS can be recognised by their self created LAD symbols or indications.

1. Who took a shite in Betty’s dishwasher?... Oh, it was that Top Lad over there.

by Valladolads October 17, 2013

top definition

the definition better than the other definition(s) here on this page. This type of definition attracts likes like a magnet and is so OVERPOWERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robert: I just searched us the top definition! It has a lot of exclamation marks!

by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN December 10, 2018

Top G

Common Tate W

What color is your Bugatti?

“I am the top G. I own 27 of them”

by TopperG August 15, 2022

top ramen

a brand of ramen far superior to maruchen ramen, costing about the same as maruchen, and prepared in much the same manner

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....top ramen

by la la la June 2, 2004

top nig

1. To be above or higher ranking than all other surrounding nigs.
2. Not to be confused with the black guy from Top Gun, Sundown.

When you are wanting to get something done when involving a group of nigs, this is how you would handle the situation. "So, who's top nig around here?"

That way you will know who can really get shit done for you, and not some wannabe punk ass bitch.

by Drew "top nig" Ray November 30, 2006

Top Heavy

A girl with abnormally large breasts in proportion to the rest of her body.

She's 5' 8", weighs 140, and 30 of it's in her bra. Damn, that's one top heavy chick!

by None May Pass January 27, 2008

top up music

The kind of music that you listen to only when the (convertible) top and all windows are up. Also known as 'closet music' it is the kind of music that you don't want anyone to know that you like.

The Black Eyed Peas came on Hits 1, but the top was down so I couldn't listen. BEP is my favourite top up music!

by carterh September 24, 2006